Doing quiz instead of English take-home test due at 7 this morning.

British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] It's football...not soccer.
Total: 2

Australian
[x] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs, not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something.
Total: 3

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 3

Spanish [Spanish... or Latino? There is a difference.]
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 2

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You don't get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather
Total: 2

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have hair everywhere.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get-togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 1

African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You refer to people as 'dawg' or 'homie'.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 2

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You play/have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons. [Reality: Typhoons are in the Pacific ocean; Hurrcanes are in the Atlantic Ocean. The difference is not merely preference.]
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 4
[I think this category is way too narrow. And Asian does not only refer to East Asia. It can refer to India, South-east and the Middle East.]

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You went to pre-school.
[ ] You're over 5'2.
[ ] You like Limburger cheese.
Total: 4

Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh. A lot. [Not with a Canadian accent though. Mine is more of the Japanese-version.]
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 2

American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[x] You hate abortion. [Hate is an extreme word, but I have my reasons for being against it.]
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 3

French
[x] You enjoy pastry. [I think that should be pastries...]
[x] You like to walk most places or ride a bus/train, not drive.
[ ] You enjoy wine.
[ ] You're rather rude to those who don't speak your language well [I'm only rude to people who try and speak a foreign language I'm learning and mess it up. If you can't speak English, that's okay - unless you're a native speaker, then I correct you.]
[x] Love to speak formal French.
[ ]Butter and salt are your favorite condiments. [I really am not quite sure where this one comes from. Butter isn't even used on bread. And using salt and pepper are considered insults to the cook - or chef in the case of fine dining]
Total: 3

According to this .. quiz, I am German and Asian. German by blood. Asian by heart ;D
However it lacks a Scandinavian area. And fails to adequately address all regions of the globe.